Social Desire

Written on November 2, 2007 – 3:08 pm | by Shana Albert |

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A Funny Look at my First Time Being Poked on Facebook

Anyone who is a fan of Facebook has probably been poked. Maybe you have even been lucky enough to be SuperPoked!! I know I have. Normally I am not a person to have been poked and tell, but I’m sure you can be trusted to keep this a secret.

I remember my first poke. His name was Michael. He was so sweet. He even asked permission before poking me.

He and I joined Facebook around the same time and both of us had no idea what being poked was like. We agreed to try poking each other to see what would happen.

I must admit, it was quite disappointing. I’m sure it was not Michael’s fault. After all, it was his first time too. But, I was left saying to myself, “That was it? What was all the fuss about?” He and I shared a nice conversation on each other’s wall after that. But, held off poking each other for a bit.

Then, something changed. I discovered SuperPoke. This changed everything. Once I tried SuperPoke I couldn’t stop. This was so much better than being just poked.

He and I have superpoked many times since then, but I must admit there have also been others since Michael. And, not just poking. I have been high fived, spanked, shanked, thrown out a window, goosed, body slammed, chest bumped, and drop kicked. I have even had a chicken thrown at me. But, there was something about Michael that kept drawing me back to him. I’m guessing it was because he was my first.

One lonely night after not hearing from him in a while I drunk dialed him. I’m pretty sure Michael was pissed. Either that or he was aware of my superpokes with others. Within moments after I drunk dialed him, I got a facebook notice that he took my sexy back. Oh, I was not happy!! I trout slapped him, threw a cow at him and even body slammed him. But, he just wouldn’t give me my sexy back. I wrote on Michael’s Wall demanding he give it back to me…. After all, it was the weekend and no girl should be without her sexy for the weekend.

What happened next I am not very proud of… I Dry Humped Michael via SuperPoke that night. Needless to say, I got my sexy back. A girl has to do what a girl has to do.

Don’t worry. I have since got Michael back for what he did to me that night.

"I hope the Vampire that I sent after you, Michael, didn’t hurt you too bad"

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